Friday, April 30, 2010

Vampegeddon and Lesbian College Students: A Pairing Made in Heaven or Hell?

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This site has been humming and hawing about publishing an article on Vampegeddon, but today this reviewer has caved due to a slow news day here on So, this is a look at Jeffrey Alan Miller's first feature that puts the vampire leader Giovanni in the midst of some "lesbian college student[s]" for some sexploitation fun. With one of the cast named Sugar Cox and no rating you know your ending up in a place where the vampirettes are shirtless, but without seeing the film there is no way to promise this. Have a look at the sexy, the bizarre, the sensual, and the dubbed characters of Vampegeddon below.

A synopsis for the film courtesy of Midnight Releasing:

"Chased out of the old world, the dark vampire lord Giovanni flees to the American southwest where he sets up a new brood. Longshank, Brittan's premier vampire slayer follows him here, and in a final confrontation in the Arizona desert both are killed. A hundred years later Melissa, a gorgeous, goth, lesbian college student, is obsessed with becoming a vampire and escaping her terrible home life. Along with her four friends, Ted, Liz, Mona, and Kent, she regularly conducts ceremonies where she tries to commune with dark forces. When she buys an old, evil book at a creepy garage sale she finally has the key she has been searching for. Following her dreams of Giovanni and a map in the book the five friends hike out to 'Massacre Lane' and finally summon up some real vampires" (Midnight).

Release Date: May 4th.

Director: Jeffrey Alan Miller.

Writer: David C. Hayes.

Cast: Shane Dean, Jacqueline Smith, Sugar Cox, David C. Hayes, Brittany Madrid, Richard Anderson, Liana Hubbard, Crystal Sommer, Jimmy Flowers, David Staley, Katherine Von Forelle, Rick Dyer, Danny Marianino, Josh Bingenheimer, and Michael Alvarez.

Producers: Robert Guthrie and Aaron Neal Trout.

The trailer for Vampegeddon which is just barely not safe for work:

*Have a read of the synopsis where the vampire killer is named "Longshank," this is too funny to pass up.

More details on the film if you dare:

Vampegeddon Homepage


Vampegeddon on Midnight Releasing (Distibutors)

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